One Hundred and Two

Earl Gray was a man short and stout. He once had a teacup. Gray became angry one day as his chai was not sweet so now eight people will no longer enjoy their cup of tea. The jury found him guilty of eight counts of manslaughter so Earl now spends his days in solitary confinement of the federal penitentiary reading “Herbs and Spices Galore”. Yet these days he no longer drinks tea.