Ninety Five

The squirrel had a burger bun the size of its torso. Did you know on Ruibulon "burger bun" is a term of endearment. In our apartment a "bergerbun" is an extreme cuddle position requiring years of training to execute. One day cuddling will be an Olympic sport. I will wear a sequined onesy splattered with official Ruibulonian colors and the cameras will watch me hug myself, shoulderblades protruding, grimacing with competitive fervor.