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Thirty Two

The kitten went to the grocery store to score a handle of Seagram's. When he got to the liquor aisle, he saw he was too small to carry the bottle to checkout. He was persistent, shrewd, he had a plan. He stood behind the bottle and pushed with all his might. As the plastic bottle crashed ceremoniously to the floor, a granny put him in her pocket to feed her pet crocodile.