Thirty Eight

Jerry and Marianne Thompson had been married for forty-three years. One rainy Sunday afternoon Mrs. Thompson came bounding in the front door, very out of breath and dripping on the carpet. "Jerry, you'll never guess what happened to me! I went to see a matinee at the movie theatre and an adolescent boy exposed himself to me!" Jerry did not look up from his newspaper. "When will supper be ready?" he replied.