Somehow, someway, I've been tunneled through time and space and have landed in the Animal House. Four five six I know that I should be embarrassed just to be seen here. Fourteen fifteen sixteen The thing is, I don't even feel that bad about suckling a bag of cheap boxed wine held by some guy I don't know. Twenty-seven Twenty-eight Twenty-nine I'm almost empowered by the chanting. Thirty. By God, I'm a champ.
And the crowd roars.
And the crowd roars.
