Twelve

A praying mantis is at the strip club tonight with a gopher. They are commemorating the last night before what the gopher considers ‘over the hill.’ Tomorrow is the gopher’s birthday. Tonight they are drinking beers and putting dollar bills into girls panties and butt cracks. These are the only feasible activities on nights like this. For every dollar the gopher puts into a butt crack, the praying mantis drinks another beer.