I get excited when I hear a small clang that sounds like the beginning of my ringtone, but it turns out it's just the radiator. I am jacking off and wondering if she is jacking off too since her chat dot went orange, but she is probably not jacking off because she is at work. 'I wonder who she's talking to,' I think while masturbating absent-mindedly. 'Is absent-mindedly one word or two?'